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Reblog for a ‘fuck, marry, kill’ in your ask.
woif:
oh god you guys give me the best FMK’s
hi let’s do this again
Yes sure do something like this while I’m nervous about goin on a date seems like a BRILLIANT plan whyamIdoingthis.
I don’t understand. :/
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Favourite Pokémon
My favourite Pokémon of each type. “Stolen” shamelessly from: http://legendofthewhiteforest.tumblr.com/post/18964296527
Normal: Furret
Fighting: Hitmonchan
Flying: Spearow
Poison: Oddish
Ground: Sandshrew/Sandslash
Rock: Tyranitar
Bug: Scyther
Ghost: Haunter
Steel: :/ uhm… Steelix?
Fire: Magby
Water: Marill
Grass: Bulbasaur
Electric: Ampharos
Psychic: Mewtwo
Ice: uh… Uhm…
Dragon: Dratini
Dark: Houndour
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.
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I Am 48% Mentally Ill
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ‘hurting you.’
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice.
TOTAL: 8
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/on your head/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 9
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ ] You say “what?” and “huh?” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Grand TOT0AL: 12
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am —% Mentally ill.
Try not to lie.
Can you fill this out without lying?
Maybe.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
My finger.
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
For sure no.
Where was your default picture taken?
:/ It’s not that kind of picture.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Uh… Brittany
Can you play guitar hero?
On three button difficulty, yes.
Last time you walked further than a block?
Thursday
Name someone that made you laugh today?
Young MentleJentlemen
How late did you stay up last night and why?
12:00am because, internet.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
In a word, Guaranteed.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Brad probably.
Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Probably not.
Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting as I can think things through before typing.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Hmm Wednesday or Thursday.
Where is your biological father right now?
Outside, being manly and working on a vehicle or something with other manly men.
Where are you at right now?
A living room at one of the aforementioned parents friends house.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
The spare room upstairs here.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Skyrim, Christmas.
Was yesterday better than today?
Well I haven’t been embarrased half to death yet today, YET.
Can you live a day without TV?
I haven’t watched any yet today, unless Youtube counts.
Are you mad about anything?
A certain trip I was not allowed to prepare for. -.-;
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Considering without them people start forging relationships with animals and objects, yes.
Night out or night in?
Night in..
Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Those aren’t mutually exclusive, you can be both. I’m not outgoing though. :/
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Moral subjectiveness aside, it’s kind of dumb for anyone to do that. :/
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, why would anyone do that?
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
No drivers licence.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
“Order #42 has shipped!” “Jlist you’ve got a friend in japan” “uppfinnarn followed you on tumblr” and stuff.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Dad.
Can you easily tell if someone’s fake?
With the state of modern cybernetics, totally. I’m aware that’s not what the question meant. That answer is ‘no.’
How’s your heart?
An uncertain thing of water waiting to be filled with oil.
Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
As far as I know, yes.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Perfect nerd.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
No.
What song is stuck in your head?
Teenage Dream - Whoever sings it. Stupid radio.
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
A vagrant who will not be missed by society. -.-
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
I don’t know.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Go home.
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Side.
Are your eyes the same color as your mom’s or dad’s?
I don’t know/No
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
No.
Do you think too much or too little?
Too much.
Do you smile a lot?
I guess.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
No idea, I don’t have caller I’d.
Are you happy with your life?
Sure..
Can you handle the truth?
I would probably be driven mad by the revelation.
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
7 and a half.
What was the last book you read?
Uhm… Alanna by Tamora Pierce.
Is there something you always wear?
Nope.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Drying dishes.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Dad.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
No, many people haven’t since it’s not dying unless you soak it in pigment. Otherwise it’s ‘colouring’ your hair.
Are you wearing a necklace?
No.
What’s something that can always make you feel better?
Haven’t found anything yet.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Judging up to now? No.
What do you want right now?
To go home.
One Word Answers
USING ONLY ONE WORD! It’s not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It’s really hard to only use one word answers.
1. Where is your cell phone? Hands
2. Your significant other? Non-existent
3. Your hair? Brown
4. Your mother? Unknown
5. Your father? Napping
6. Your favorite place? Home
7. Your dream last night? Forgotten
8. Your favorite drink? Tea
9. Your dream/goal? Write
10. What room you are in? Common
11. Your hobby? Game
12. Your fear? Crustaceans
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Illium
14. Where were you last night? Attic
15. Something that you are not? Tired
16. Muffins? Breakfast
17. Wish list item? Claptrap
18. Where you grew up? Elsewhere
19. Last thing you did? Tweet
20. What are you wearing? Unclean
21. Your TV? Home
22. Your pets? Cat
23. Friends? Few
24. Your life? Boring
25. Your mood? Amused
26. Missing some one? Nope
27. Car? Buick
28. Something you’re not wearing? Shoes
29. Your favorite store? Chapters
30. Your favorite color? Blue
33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier
34. Last time you cried? Unrecently
35. Who will reblog this? Dunno
36. One place that I go to over and over? School
37. One person who text me regularly? Dad
38. My favorite place to eat? BP
39. My favorite food? Pizza
